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Thursday, September 07, 2006

Can I got back in time and take math in the 1950's?

... Cause I think I woulda learned MORE then, lol!

(No offense to Swedey-bob... Since that's a WHOLE different kettle of fish...)

Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for $3.58.

The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s......

Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

Teaching Math In 2006

Un ranchero vende una carretera de maderapara $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

7 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, September 27, 2006 9:59:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Math 2007.

    A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100, after taxes his cost of production is $120.

    A chinese company buys the forest next to the logger, selling their truckload for $95. The chinese company hires illegal aliens to do the production at a cost of $10 per truckload.

    Who's the winner here?

     
  • At Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:21:00 PM, Blogger Sebosmile said…

    The f*cking illegal immigrants. :throws angry anti-illegal hissy fit:

     
  • At Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:07:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Math 2007 answer.

    Whoa, whoa, feisty Sebo! That's close but no cigar. It's the Red Freaking Chinese buying up America's assets with the money we send them via the Wal-Mart they build on the land that's timbered.

     
  • At Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:13:00 PM, Blogger Sebosmile said…

    Well, yes. But f*ck the illegal immigrants anyways.

    I saw the 'illegal aliens', saw red and wasn't able to focus on the rest of your question.

    Sorry! ;)

     
  • At Thursday, September 28, 2006 9:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ROFL! At least I know where you stand. Farging Illegal Bastages!

     
  • At Thursday, September 28, 2006 10:09:00 PM, Blogger Sebosmile said…

    As if any Red Blooded American could stand anywhere else!

    ...Interesting having a post so religiously 'stalked'... God knows the last forever that happened, lol.

    How'd you wander into my blog, anyways?

     
  • At Thursday, September 28, 2006 11:11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Religiously stalked? please enlighten.


    hit a link on a Patriotic blog, not trying to crash or nothin, just thought the math timeline was good and couldnt resist.

     

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