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Toddler Gets Trapped Inside Vending Machine

That poor grandmother!

And you notice you never hear stories about little GIRLS becoming trapped in toy machines? Little boys should be kept in cages between the ages of 2 and 6 for their own protection.

...And then again between 13 and... Well... Whatever age my brothers outgrow this lovely "stage: they're in now. (And please God may it be soon!)