Bible verse of the week...

"This is my beloved Son. Listen to him!"

Mark 9, v. 7

Can you hear me now?

Just wanted to say... Funny :)

It's an Ethan Andrew!

And isn't my new baby cousin so cute?? (All 6lbs, 5 ounces of him, lol) Much clearer looking then his unltrasound shot... ;) ;)

Well, this was too good not to share...

...but getting a brain freeze at the library from laughing (quietly!!) too hard while drinking my smoothie was less then enjoyable...

Hillary Clinton and her Driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The Driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her Driver to go to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car, making phone calls to Lobbyists.

About an hour later, the Driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the Driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their two beautiful twin daughters made mad, passionate love to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The Driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I am Hillary Clinton's Driver, and I've just killed the old cow.

- The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

Bible verse of the week...

"Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God."

Matthew 5, v. 8