Yes, I'm a natural RED, WHITE and BLUE

Insprirational quote from service last Sunday: "He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." -Jim Elliot

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

So, my brother actually sends me a semi-funny forward, for once...

Three people - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Grandmother are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Poof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. >

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels like Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."

Poof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around all three countries.

The American Grandmother asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries. It is virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
























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Grandma just smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Poof!

Don't mess with Grandma's kids.



Also, found what I'm wearing for Christmas this year/my gifts for people have started coming in. I'm can't wait for Christmas! Buying things for family people as an "adult" is so much more fun then as a 'kid', lol! ;) ;)

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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

'tis the season for things to be hectic...

Tomorrow... Five days later... Whatever, lol.

So, yes. Pre-Christmas = much with the busy/insanity. (And it doesn't seem to put other people in a good mood, does it? I have had to deal with/watched other people deal with more bi*tchy customers at work the last week then I have in the many x months leading up to this. General population missing the point of the season, check.)

Christmas Eve is going to be *FUN*- yay C. E. on a Sunday! I have church in the morning, run into work- luckily we close at 5- and then shower/change for late night church service.

I have a few-thank the Lord- days off after Christmas.

Been way busy this year to actually shop in an actual, honest to God store... Which is why God invented the internet, right? (I'll have to post some of what I got for various family members... Much love of the www.rightwingstuff.com things I found for my brothers, lol!!)

Hoping everyone else is having a blessed Christmas season!

-Me

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

No, I'm not really dead

But I did just have a 10.35 hour shift. I'll try to not ignore this tomorrow!

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