So, my brother actually sends me a semi-funny forward, for once...

Three people - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American Grandmother are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Poof! With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. >

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels like Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."

Poof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around all three countries.

The American Grandmother asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall".

The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries. It is virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
























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Grandma just smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

Poof!

Don't mess with Grandma's kids.



Also, found what I'm wearing for Christmas this year/my gifts for people have started coming in. I'm can't wait for Christmas! Buying things for family people as an "adult" is so much more fun then as a 'kid', lol! ;) ;)