Evil-Genius monologues...

Thought this was funny...

"Dan's very good," he said, "working with him was wonderful. Poor guy, he had to be so patient. I had to do all this waffling and talking about how I'm the Master of the Universe and how I'm evil and I'm going to kill him and he has to stand there all tied up, writhing around and groaning with pain while I'm monologuing towards him.

"The Evil-Genius monologue bit - no film is complete without it! I just love playing evil characters!"