Faith, The Force and 'Star Wars'
(Anglican website my mom turned me on to when we were looking up Arch Bishop Eyebrows earlier...)
Click here: VirtueOnline-News - Columnists - Faith, The Force and 'Star Wars' - by Terry Mattingly
Insprirational quote from service last Sunday: "He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." -Jim Elliot
LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
* * * Over 40 million American citizens have fought to secure and defend our country since its inception in the 18th century, and over 1.2 million people have died in the service of this country since its beginning. * * *
Kind of makes you stop and think, doesn't it?
* * * There are currently 140,000 American men and women defending the lives and freedom of not only Americans, but also millions of Iraqis on the ground in Iraq and millions more in Afghanistan this Memorial Day. * * *
So while we're watching the parades and enjoying picnics with our loved ones this weekend, remember our best and bravest who put our lives before theirs and aren't home with their loved ones to celebrate.
And when you're throwing those steaks and burgers on the grill, take a few minutes to think about WHY we honor this day.
Be proud today because you ARE an American.
REMEMBER AND HONOR OUR FALLEN
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Mark
Tax Accountant
Seattle"
Yay Mark!
And now for something completely different.
10 Things I’ve Never Done
Walked on Mars
Found a cure for my mother's obsessive compulsive cleaning disorder
Driven a red Mustang on the big island in Hawaii... But I was in the backseat while my grandfather was. ;)
Counted from 5,000,000 backwards to zero
Thought that affirmative action does anything BESIDES hurt the people it's supposed to be helping.
Left the country... Except to go to Canada once, and that probably shouldn't count, lol.
Had a conversation that didn't involved politics in some sense with Betsy or Maggie in the last year. (Lol!)
Understood WHY people eat brussels sprouts, fish or califlower.
Taken over a small country
Voted for a Democrat... Though after how Voin-a-bitch has been behaving, I'm thinking that might have been a BETTER idea at the moment... I'm SO ashamed!!
-excerpt from "The Moral Compass, A Companion to the Book of Virtues,"
edited, with commentary, by William J. Bennett
My 13-year-old brother had to bring in a poem for English yesterday… And I figured this would piss of his uber-liberal English teacher (who's one of the ones that keeps telling them that they have to have district testing because of No Child Left Behind, and thus is DIRECTLY President Bush's fault. :throws tomatoes:) so I convinced him to bring this one- which wasn't hard, because that meant he didn't have to put the effort into finding his own poem, lol. ;)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8. Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support