Two Winnie the Pooh Stars Die
Click here: Two Winnie the Pooh Stars Die | The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh : People.com
Insprirational quote from service last Sunday: "He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." -Jim Elliot
Lie Of The Day
"We are stronger when we understand this land of opportunity has never been served better than when we had a Democrat as President of the United States," claimed Dick Durbin.
THE TRUTH:
Sure, because the last one worked out so well with that whole impeachment thing and all...
Amen Laura! ;)
Click here: Laura Ingraham: Lie of the Day
Lie Of The Day
"Governor Dean is an effective chair of the Democratic National Committee and that is why the Republicans are so relentlessly going after him," claimed Nancy Pelosi.
THE TRUTH:
Dean's verbal gaffes make the Democrats long for the days of Terry McAuliffe!
Lol, Dean "the Scream". Just keep it up Howie! You make us look good without us doing anything and there's always a good laugh in there for us too, lol! :)
Click here: Laura Ingraham: Lie of the Day
Lie Of The Day
"The Republicans don't represent ordinary Americans and they don't have any understanding of what it is to go out and try to make ends meet," claimed Howard Dean.
THE TRUTH:
The Republicans keep winning the middle-class vote, Howie. Time to adjust the medication, Doc!
Click here: Laura Ingraham: Lie of the Day
Hudson City School District
Hudson, Ohio
Board of Education
Special Meeting
Tuesday, June 7, 2005
6:30 P.M.
I. Call to Order and Welcome by President
II. Reports and/or Recommendations of the Superintendent -
Mrs. Maryann Wolowiec
A.
Well, just think that the combined populations of California and Michigan add up to about 45,358,592.
Memorable Quotes from
Under the Tuscan Sun
Marcello: I am going to make love all over your body!
Patti: Can you star 69 Italy?
Frances: Ladybugs, Katherine. Lots and lots of ladybugs.
Katherine: It's a nice little villa. Are you going to buy it?
Frances: The way my life is currently going, that would be a terrible idea.
Katherine: Terrible idea... Don't you just love those?
Frances: I'll hire the muscular descendants of Roman gods to do the heavy lifting.
Patti: Think of your inner voice.
Frances: Inner voice..."What the fuck am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?"
Patti: Frances bought a house in Tuscany! And you're going to live there alone?
Frances: Well, I'm not there alone. I'm there with bugs.
Patti: Ew.
Frances: Every day I watch for the old man with the flowers, and I wonder, was he born here? Did he love someone here? Did he lose someone here? He doesn't seem as curious about me, but that's alright.
Frances: You're the one that made the "empty-shell person standing at the crossroads" speech.
Patti: Oh, yeah. That was me.
Patti: I refuse to screw up your love life.
Frances: Don't be ridiculous, Patti. You are my love life.
Frances: What are four walls, anyway? They are what they contain. The house protects the dreamer. Unthinkably good things can happen, even late in the game. It's such a surprise.
Frances: This is really bad, isn't it?
Patti: Well, it's not good. Unless you want to give your butt a facial.
Frances: That's a contradiction in terms.
[at the Flag Festival]
Patti: These are straight men.
Frances: In tights.
Patti: Waving flags.
Frances: I'd like to make an offer on the house. This is what I can pay, minus the work on the place, and a rental car to drive off a cliff when this all turns out to have been a terrible mistake.
Katherine: Regrets are a waste of time. They're the past crippling you in the present.
Frances: Do traffic lights mean anything around here?
Marcello: Sure. Green light - avanti, avanti. Yellow light - decoration.
Frances: What about red light?
Marcello: Just a suggestion.
Katherine: Never lose your childish innocence. It's the most important thing.
Pawel: [after Frances finds him and Kiara on her bed] We have nowhere to be together!
Frances: And what does that make me? Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers?
Martini: Signora, between Austria and Italy, there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. They built a train track over these Alps to connect Vienna and Venice. They built these tracks even before there was a train in existence that could make the trip. They built it because they knew someday, the train would come.
Click here: Memorable Quotes from Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)